I get this caller that is just dumber than a bucket of fucking shrimps. But aren’t all men? LOL! This idiot calls me desperately wanting to be humiliated and verbally abused and reminded that he is so worthless he should be treated as a piece of bubble gum scraped off the bottom of my 9 west high heels. I started ripping into his dumb ass calling him everything but a child of God. And because he was so pathetic I made him pay a $200 PTV mail with a picture of me holding a sign on my ass telling the fucktard to kiss it. And because he was so pathetic, I made him pay $50 for the jack off junky questionnaire instead of the $10 that every other loser pays when they buy it. And then things get really interesting. The fucktard runs out of money and says Goddess I’ll be right back , I promise. I’m thinking, numb nuts you have 5 seconds. This ass hole wasnt back in 5 seconds so I hung up and raised my price to 7.99/min. He emailed me and said Goddess, you raised your rate. I don’t know if I can afford it. I told him thats exactly why he was going to call me because he was such a dumb ass he doesn’t even know what his finances are and needed me to keep track of them. Yep, the dumb ass called back for another 20 minutes whimpering as I ripped into him some more. I sent him another ptv for $200 with a picture of me laughing at him. Yeah the idiot paid for it. By the end of our time together, I extracted $576 from his monkey ass. Not a big total, but not bad for 1 hr of work. Hey dumb ass, you’ve got mail. And if you think you can’t afford it like last time, I raised my rate to $15/min so I can “help” you maintain your finances again. LOL.